Listening to perfectly innocent song. Mom walks in room. Suddenly singer starts cursing and screaming.
Have something amazing to say. Forget what it is.
See a sweet baby. Make a funny face and try to make it smile. Baby squirts on me.
Turn off the lamp and want to sleep. Brain force to think of everything scared.
Have an amazing dream. Wake up. Forget 99% of it.
See a cute baby.Make a funny face. Baby starts crying.
In school, wants to go home. Comes home. Nothing to do.
Feel cell phone vibrating. No one is calling.
Send dirty message to friend. Wrong number and sent to your mother.
When you're home alone & watching TV. You hear a strange noise.
Increase TV volume to cover your fear. TV program change to horror
movie.
Wanna download something on internet. It's no longer available.
Do an easy math problem. Ahaaaa...Whatttt??? The answer you get isn't even one of the choices.
Holiday come, Happy. Loooooooooonngggg holiday, Want to go back to school.
Quickly move away to avoid bumping into someone.Bump into someone else.
Your home phone rings; you dash away from your cell phone to pick it up and don't get to in time.Cell phone rings.
Want to eat a pringle. Hand is too fat to fit in can.
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