Showing posts with label famous problems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label famous problems. Show all posts

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Famous Problems 150312

The scroll-wheel on my mouse broke. I have to manually click and drag webpages up and down.

Forgot to take out cash. Had to pay with credit card.

Wanna get food. Have to drive almost 5 miles from office.

Hear new song on radio. Maximize radio volume. Commercial time.

Ran out of hangers. Have to hang two items on one hanger.

You think you get a text from someone. Realize that you accidentally bumped the vibrate button.

My freezer keeps my ice cream so cold that it makes it hard to scoop.

Buy a product. Newer generation is released 3 days later.

Go to Grocery shopping to just buy something. End up buying $300 worth of things.

Check phone for miss call. Realize it's not there. Put it down. Phone ringing.

See an awesome movie. Try to talk to friends on school about it. No one has seen it but you.

Watch interesting movie. Have to pee. Decide to wait for a slow scene. Never a slow scene.

Leaves the house looking awesome. Sees no one of importance.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Famous Problem 270212

Listening to perfectly innocent song. Mom walks in room. Suddenly singer starts cursing and screaming.

Have something amazing to say. Forget what it is.

See a sweet baby. Make a funny face and try to make it smile. Baby squirts on me.

Turn off the lamp and want to sleep. Brain force to think of everything scared.

Have an amazing dream. Wake up. Forget 99% of it.

See a cute baby.Make a funny face. Baby starts crying.

In school, wants to go home. Comes home. Nothing to do.

Feel cell phone vibrating. No one is calling.

Send dirty message to friend. Wrong number and sent to your mother.

When you're home alone & watching TV. You hear a strange noise. Increase TV volume to cover your fear. TV program change to horror movie.

Wanna download something on internet. It's no longer available.

Do an easy math problem. Ahaaaa...Whatttt??? The answer you get isn't even one of the choices.

Holiday come, Happy. Loooooooooonngggg holiday, Want to go back to school.

Quickly move away to avoid bumping into someone.Bump into someone else.

Your home phone rings; you dash away from your cell phone to pick it up and don't get to in time.Cell phone rings.

Want to eat a pringle. Hand is too fat to fit in can.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Famous Problems 180212

#Computer getting Freezes. Close tab, NO RESPONSE. Hit reset button, NO RESPONSE. Restart, yeahhhhhhhh...... FREEZE AGAIN. DAMNNNN...

#Perfect score on hardest question of an exam.Failing the easiest question on the test.

#Try to rip paper out of notebook perfectly. Tears at the very last second.

#Find an old friend on Facebook. Send a friend's request. Their reply: Do I know you?

#Trip over your own foot. Hope No one saw it happen. Turn around. HAAAAHHH...Everyone saw it.

#Type password. Wrong. Getting angry at the computer. Realize it's in caps lock.

#Hear A song of a band you've never heard of, You love it. Go buy that album, It sucks..

#Write a spelling mistake in pen. White it out. Write again. Wrong again.

#Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls for a day.

#Do this amazing hairstyle by accident. Can never do it again.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Famous Problems

Found a new interesting account in twitter recently. Very interesting how she (or he, I don't know) tweeting most famous problems that we experience daily (and I found some of them really happened to me, omg). Trying to blog her (or his, again) tweets as often as I can :)

Today 13.02.12
#Go to coffeehouse. It closed for a film shoot.
#Gets more ketchup for fries. Comes back. Friends finish all the fries.
#Drop pen under desk. Reach down to get it. Bang your head up on the way up.
#Many tabs open. Don't know which one is playing music.
#Charged your phone all night.Realize it was never plugged into the wall. (this one hilarious)
#Complahn about being fat. Eat a burger afterwards. (I did this haha)
#Try to get a baby to laugh. Cries instead.
#Person comes up to you knowing your name. Can't remember their name.
#Get popcorn for a movie. Finish it while waiting for movie to start. (classic!)
#File is 99% downloaded. 5 minute loading......... Internet connection fails. (wtf moment ^^)
#Lie In bed. Try to Surf the Internet On iPhone. Screen automatically turns to horizontal view.
#Friend plays a song. Everyone love that song. You hate that.
#Buy new phone. Better one comes out 1 months later.
#Wash car. Going around. Rain suddenly. (_ _")